>>the wtf?! file

WTF?!: IS THIS A REAL CULT OR WHAT?

-zIR!?: it IS in that IT ISN’T.  you can say IT IS, or that IT ISN’T, but you probably will never  REALLY KNOW.  more importantly, NEITHER WILL I.

WTF?!: SO HOW DO I SIGN UP?

-zIR?!: you DON’T.  *I* didn’t, and neither can YOU.  there is ONLY ONE POPE, PRIEST/ESS, AND MEMBER of this here CULT.  and even if you could, you probably wouldn’t wan’t to, believe me.

WTF?!: WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO IN THESE MOST DESPERATE TIMES?!

-zIR:?!: i would calmly remind you that these times are only as desperate as you want to percieve them to be, and then urge you to follow your instinct toward whatever action is likely to bring you the most personal joy.  the rest is really up to your imagination.

WTF?!: CAN YOU PLEASE RESPOND TO MY CAREFULLY RESEARCHED POWERPOINT PRESENTATION ON THE QABALISTIC PROOF OF THE ORIGIN AND INEVITABLE DESTINY OF OUR SPECIES?!?!?!

-zIR?~: seriously man, you’re creeping me out.  i think i saw a cluster of similarly decorated imbeciles down the hall, tho. check with them.  oh, can you point me toward the bar?

WTF?!: DO YOU MAKE MUSIC THAT WILL HYPNOTIZE MY CAT?!

-zIR?!: i also do private consultations. do you have a paypal account?

WTF?!: THIS WEBSITE DOESN’T SEEM TO BE FINISHED YET, SOME OF THE LINKS ONLY LEAD BACK TO THE BEGINNING!!!

-zIR?!: using as few flashing yellow and black animated graphics as possible, i’d advise that this is probably because you haven’t reviewed the site enough times, or stared at the background for long enough.  also heavy breathing into a paper bag while crossing your eyes helps.

WTF?!: WHAT IS WITH THE USE OF SO MANY DEPICTIONS OF THE RUNE HAGAL IN YOUR DESIGN MOTIF? ARE YOU SECRETLY A TEUTONIC SORCERER? OR A PARAMEDIC FOR THAT MATTER?!!

-zIR?!: umm, it’s an asterisk, dood,

WTF?!: WHY AN ASTERISK?!!?

-zIR?!: thank you for being more to the point, now we’re getting somewhere.  i have it on a good source that the  secret draconian extra-terrestrial luciferian illuminati black brothers are attempting to censor the very important message expressed by the cult of zir.  there’s also a good chance that i simply thought they looked pretty.

WTF?!: ALL THE SAME, IS THERE A SYMBOLIC MEANING TO THEM?!!?

-zIR?!: i’ve been told that there is a numerological significance to the number of asterisks used on this site.  be the first to correctly count them all and translate the secret message, and win a quick trip to my  “people to avoid” list!

WTF?!: IS THIS SOMEHOW CONNECTED TO FINAL FANTASY XIII?

-zIR?!: everything is in fact connected to everything. haven’t you read Harry Potter?

WTF?!: THERE’S NO CONTACT LINK ON THIS SITE!!??!

-zIR?!: this is a temporary issue.  dok zirroneous has gone fishin.  to get a better idea as to why, go to the top of this here page and start reading again.