i’m not exactly blaming you here, but this is your fault.
is existence incorrect?
while there is still much to investigate, what we don’t understand increases exponentially with each passing year. recently, for example, wizard bong is known to be wizard bong and potentially other things or everything that is not wizard bong, while also remaining everything that is wizard bong all the while.
and also NOT wizard bong? :0
you read that correctly, we think. and tell you what, containing all possibilities including the possibility of one’s own absence without undergoing some form of severe existential crisis indicates a bold emotional fortitude. this fucking thing proverbially eats its own stomach, so to speak. how the hell can a bong do that shit?
a bong that is and isn’t a bong and also is and isn’t everything else. strive to achieve. reach. fail. breathe. take a nap. be at the coffee shop in 3 hours and look for a man wearing pants.
oh. my. goodnents.
woms smot tmt emm oranjjgie daffftod.il it’s fine. really. fine. it didn’t have to happen this way, but now that it has, let’s not cry about it. stop muttering, it’ll be okay.
..z.tt.z.tzzFtftaaafFFfFtTTzZZZEEEEEE”%%##%%. wizard bong. fine.
the proof is in the pork.
highly illogical research indicates the promising possibility. we are engaged in irrevocable congress with lost truths. where does the pork factor in, for example? still a mystery, embarrassingly, but we’ll find out.
where exactly are we now?
climb beyond your expectations. wet your appetite. wrestle alligators. there are mysterious underpinnings to the reality we view daily through a lens darkly. wizard bong. you are where you said you were. aren’t you? were you lying?
this is the sixth heading.
** ILLUMINATION DECRYPT MISMATCH ERROR:
unfortunately, you can’t read the sixth heading until you’ve read and memorized the entire website. once you have undergone this strenuous exercise, the actual paragraph should be quite easy to read behind this one (e.g.: this is not the actual paragraph.)
wouldn’t you like to finally truly know?
